how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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I need you to use more vowels.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
