She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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