Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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