I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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