Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
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I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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