I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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