Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I could fuck to npr.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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