Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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