So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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