Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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