Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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