Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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