She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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