Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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