it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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