id be glad to
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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