I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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