I faked an abortion last night.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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