You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Enjoy the penises
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
i think i just lost a toe
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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