Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I hate all girls vehemently.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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