Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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