Im at strip club and am horny
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
