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I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
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My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
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That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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