White coat. Heels.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
