Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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