are you still at the devil's house?
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I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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