i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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