im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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