I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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