look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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