I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.