dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame