he wants to bone in the snuggie
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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