No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Still dying that you shit outside
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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