How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I wish i was in the wii world.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
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Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize