So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
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he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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