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• (205): View more from Alabama

  but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Its weird to pet your cat with a boner

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  What the fuck?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center

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• (210): View more from Texas

  How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt

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• (713): View more from Texas

  You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever

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  I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.

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