Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?

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(716): View more from New York

he smelled like listerine and beef tacos

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(239): View more from Florida

No I am not eating basil off your cock

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(859): View more from Kentucky

When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.

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(678): View more from Georgia

All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.

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(435): View more from Utah

For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job

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(408): View more from California

YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU

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(315): View more from New York

So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...

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