bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.