How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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