batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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