i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
