Christians are straight up FREAKS
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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