is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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