i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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