kristin has been a bad kristin
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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