Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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