with your own penis?
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Watching her eat just hurts me
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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