No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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