Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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