Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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