The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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