was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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