We're like a lot better than the average bears
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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