The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
there is puke in my bra ... again
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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