the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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