the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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