Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
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Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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