I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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