Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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